The Tampoon

Float bold. Tan cheeky. Laugh hard.
Meet the Tampoon™, a pool floatie that changes colour in the sun.
White in the shade, deep red when the UV hits. Because subtlety is overrated.

Made from durable, thick PVC with a realistic (and hilarious) tampon shape, this floatie is the ultimate summer conversation starter. Whether you’re throwing a bucks, a hens, or just having a backyard sesh with mates, the Tampoon is guaranteed to get attention — and probably a few jaw drops.

💥 Features

• Sun-reactive technology – Watch it turn red in direct sunlight.

• Full-size inflatable design – Big enough to lounge, sip, and scroll in comfort.

• Durable PVC construction – Reusable, easy to inflate, built to survive Aussie summers.

• Lightweight & portable – Toss it in the boot for weekends away or beach trips.

• Conversation starter guaranteed – Equal parts shock and awe.

🏖 Perfect For

• Pool parties, beach days, and backyard hangs.

• Bucks and hens weekends.

• Gag gifts and viral social posts.

• Anyone who doesn’t take life (or pool décor) too seriously.

📦 What’s Included

• 1 × Tampoon™ Inflatable Pool Floatie

• Reusable carry pouch

• Instruction sheet

• Lifetime bragging rights for the worst thing ever

⚠️ Heads Up

Keep an eye on your Tampoon when not in the water — it loves to go red fast in full sun. Also, please don’t use it as an actual tampon (yes, we have to say that).